July 16th, 1999- Scott LaRose accidentally meets Allan Murray at the opening weekend, mid-night showing of "The Blair Witch Project"..... when, due to jittery camera-work, the two comedians run to the bathroom and throw-up on each other. July 17th, 12:41 am 1999- Now Scott and Allan, bonded by puke, both agree that this movie is "BEGGIN' TO BE PARODIED !!!! They exchange phone numbers. July 19th 1999- Allan calls his new friend Scott and jokes about getting actress, Linda Blair and calling the parody "The Linda Blair Witch Project" Scott says, "Yeah, right!" and hangs up. July 23rd, 1999- Scott gets randomly selected to go to a Hollywood screening of a movie called "The Velocity of Gary" and is mysteriously seated right next to Linda Blair! He strikes up a conversation with her and says that his friend (Alan) wrote a very funny parody of "The Blair Witch Project" just for her, and asks how he should get it to her. July 24th, 12:42 am 1999- Scott frantically calls Alan to tells him to write a script, "QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY THE EXORCIST!" July 27th 1999- Allan, high on a heroin binge for three days, faxes Scott 30 scribbled pages of pure hilarity. July 28th 1999- Scott brings the finished script, along with six bottles of 100 proof tequila to Linda Blair's Manager Brian Holt. July 31st 1999- Linda Blair personally calls Scott, to tell him it's hilarious..... but she can't do it unless he puts in more "FUCKS" Scott refuses , the deal is off. Aug 1st 1999- Allan, five days sober, tells Scott to "DROP THE SQUEAKY CLEAN ACT, PUT MORE FUCKS IN AND CALL LINDA BACK!!!" Aug 2nd 1999- Linda's manager secretly calls Scott and tells him that she now has firm offers from three other companies wanting to do "Linda Blair Witch Project Parodies" Aug 2nd, ten minutes later 1999- Scott calls Alan and says to "SPICE IT UP, BABY" Aug 3rd 1999- Seventeen "Fucks" are added and Linda Blair accepts! Aug 4th 1999- Ms. Blair's 32 page contract arrives by limo.... Scott and Alan read it and immediately go searching for a blue motorhome filled with fruit punch "Snapple" and tofu cheese for her ... and a black motorhome filled with beluga caviar and evian water for her horse named Coco. Aug 5th 1999- Page 33 arrives by courier and the search is on for a personal trainer for her dogs, named Sunny and Missy. Aug 6th 1999- Still searching. Aug 7th 1999- Principle photography begins...and so do the weird happenings...... on the first playback of video, strange black lines appear on the elbows of Scott... Aug 8th 1999- At Paramount Ranch (where Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman is filmed) shooting is frequently interrupted by the far-off cries of an Indian woman......... Aug 9th 1999- While using a hot-glue gun to make the stick-figures the hot-glue drips onto Allan's good coffee table in the shape of a cross...... Aug 10th 1999- During the spoofing of the stick-figures scene a Jewish-star falls out of a tree and pokes a german-shepard in the eye.... Aug 11th 1999- A meeting at Linda Blair's mansion turns into a nightmare when while rehearsing a scream for Heather...it spooks her horses in the stable...making them kick out a light bulb...... starting a small electrical fire in the hay... Aug 12th 1999- At Griffith Park while shooting the "blue slime" spoof "seven" different people walk by and ask the exact same question..."Let me guess.. a Blair Witch parody ..Right?" Aug (FRIDAY) 13th 1999- All in all..... it was a good day. Aug 14th 1999- Right in the middle of shooting at the Chris Austin wooded Estates of Chino Hills.... two women in a pick-up truck yell from the road to "watch out for the green mist!" Later that night while filming the haunted house take-off...Allan trips on a bottle and twists his ankle..... shutting down production for 2 days...upon examining the bottle the label said "Green Mist Ice Tea" Aug 17th 1999- Scott LaRose gets drunk on Belevedere vodka and fruit punch Snapple for his 35th birthday and there's no filming... Aug 18th 1999- Still loopy from a hangover... Scott slips and falls into a stinging nettles plant, making both of his elbows swell up to the size of Mark Mcgwire's forearms.... Aug 19th 1999- Back in Chino Hills, night-filming is again brought to a halt when, during shooting, 6-pound bullfrogs jump between Scott's feet..... making him drop the camera and short out the very expensive "vari-light"....... Aug 20th 1999- While holding a piece of glass against the lens for the "sneeze gag"..... a large spider drops down from the trees ..... making associate producer Jeff Sparks freak out and slice his hand open. 7 stitches .... Cedars Sinai hospital. Aug 21st 1999- On what was to be the last day of shooting at an attic in Silverlake C.A. the production had to be stopped yet once again when Linda Blair falls onto a rusty nail and punctures her right butt cheek...2 stitches... St. Johns hospital. Aug 22nd 1999- The final day of filming is going fine until Scott LaRose's ex-wife shows up on the set. She starts bitching at him... they get into an argument .... she pulls out a gun and shoots him point blank and then turns the gun on herself. Fortunately, Scott lived because the night before, he broke into her house, read her diary then put one blank in the gun for himself and a one real bullet in for her. Now that's what you call a real "martini shot".

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